Texas vs San Fran...Stupid Breakdowns

Here are some meaningless World Series breakdowns...
Better Ball Park: Giants
Better Uniforms: Giants
Better Fans: Giants
Better Haircut: Cliff Lee or Tim Lincecum? Rangers
Better Comeback Stories: Rangers
Better Radio Announcer: Eric Nadal or Jon Miller? Push. Both are great. Miller has a higher profile but Nadal is outstanding and vastly underrated.
Better City: San Francisco
Better Ocean Views: San Francisco
Better View of Jerry World: Texas
Better Team President: Rangers
Team President Who Can Throw A Baseball Thru A Brick Wall: Rangers
Better Weather: Texas
Better Ball Boys/Girls: San Francisco's Old Guy's
Better Name: Elvis Andrus or Buster Posey? Giants
Better Chance For A Fog Delay: San Francisco
Better Chance For An Earthquake Delayed Series: San Francisco
Fans With Bigger Belt Buckles: Rangers
Team With More, um, Alternative Lifestyle Fans: Giants
Team With More Fans Wearing 10-Gallon Hats: Rangers
Fans More Likely To Freeze To Death In Late October, Early November: Giants
Fans With Better Kayakers Beyond The Right Field Wall: Giants
Team With Better History In Previous City: Giants
Team With Biggest Player In Team History: Rangers (Frank Howard, Senators)
Team With Biggest Player Head In Team History: Giants (Barry Bonds)
Team Most Likely To Have Very Hot Looking National Anthem Singer: Rangers
Team Most Likely To Have Some Boy Band Singer Perform The National Anthem: Giants
Team Whose Manager Looks Most Like Former Giants Skipper Dusty Baker: Rangers
Team Whose Manager Looks Most Like Former Rangers Skipper Buck Showalter: Giants
Team Most Likely To Fade Into Oblivion After World Series: Rangers
Better Beards: Giants
Team Most Likely To Have Better First Pitch Throwers: Giants (The Willies, Mays & McCovey? Hopefully not Barry Bonds) over Rangers (Nolan Ryan and...Wayne Tolleson?)
Ugliest Tattoos, Josh Hamilton or Brian Wilson? Hamilton
Manager With The Better Mustasche: Giants, Bruce Bochy

There you have it, some of the most meaningless World Series breakdowns.
I'm anxious for the series to finally start.