Mayor Idiot

I read today that New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg is planning the Yankees World Series victory parade.
WHAT? YOU STUPID BLEEPING ASSWIPE. YOU DON'T PLAN A PARADE UNTIL THE TEAM ACTUALLY WINS THE WORLD SERIES!
Damn, this is really, really stupid on Bloomberg's part. What a schmuck.
If the Yankees don't win it he will be blamed for "jinxing" the team. If they do win, he'll look like a pompous arrogant ass anyway.
Plus, the Yankees have won a few times in their history. It won't take much planning to have a parade down the Canyon of Heroes in New York.
Here is all the planning the Mayor has to do. He just has to say to his planners, "Hey, if the Yanks win the series, just do what we did last year. OK, let's get some lunch."