Ryan Roberts

Ryan Roberts of the Diamondbacks is a decent utility player. He's bounced around the minors quite a bit in his career and I admire his perseverance.
What I don't admire is his gigantic and hideous neck tattoo. What the hell was he thinking when he got that put on his neck?
If I owned a turtleneck company I would send a few to Roberts.
When Roberts is done playing baseball, I don't think bank president, congressman or executive will be in his job title.
Maybe I'm just out of touch.