Bastardo

Phillies pitcher Antonio Bastardo sounds as if he has a vulgar name, doesn't it?
If I was a kid and I said, "Bastardo," my mom would have administered swift justice.
Bastardo also sounds like it could be the name of a spaghetti western. I can see the movie trailer now, "Clint Eastwood stars as "Bastardo", the man who pillages and plunders, now playing at a theatre near you!"