If you took my advice and bet everything you own on Matt Holliday winning the Home Run Derby last night, I have two things to say. First, my bad. Secondly, you're an idiot.
David Ortiz, or as I like to call him Big Poopy, won the glorified batting practice competition over Hanley Ramirez. I wonder if Poopy was juicing before the derby, a legitimate question to ask considering his past.
As for Holliday? He was eliminated in the first round after a measley 5 homers. Thanks for embarrassing me Matt.