Ringless and Phoneless in Tampa

Patrick Daneker is the Yankees pitching coach at Staten Island of the Class A New York-Penn League. Their season starts later this month and I wouldn't be surprised if the 34-year old Daneker is no longer their pitching coach.
It seems Daneker, allegedly, was drunk with a couple of prostitutes in his Tampa hotel room Sunday night. The hoes allegedly lifted Daneker's two cell phones, one of which was issued by the Yankees, and cash. Oh yeah, they apparently took his 2009 World Series ring, valued at 10-grand. All members of the organization get a ring when a team wins the World Series.
So Daneker, obviously not a brain surgeon...or even a Wal-Mart worker, decides to report the theft. Instead of accepting his losses or reporting his property missing a few days later, he reports it immediately to the front desk at the hotel. They saw he was drunk, had gone to the ATM with a couple of mini-skirt wearing hookers. He should have sobered up and the next night reported that someone stole his stuff while he was at the ballpark.
Daneker has a wife and job, for now. By the way, there is a picture of his wife on the NYPost website and she is very attractive. He looks like a bloated bum. What is she doing with that drunk is beyond me.
It's been said before and it's worth saying again, "If you can't trust a prostitute, who can you trust?"