When you see the headline, you figure, yeah, so what?
What if I told you the beer swilling Phillies fan who was videotaped drinking beer from a plastic bottle was 3 or 4 years old?
I suppose you aren't surprised either. They start them young in Philly.
I know this kids future already.
He'll get a GED, maybe, balloon to 275 pounds of goo, learn how to vomit on other people and run on the field and get tased. He'll be arrested at Phillies games, Eagles games, Flyers games and Sixers games.
Best of all? He'll reproduce and create more beer drinking kids who grow up just like dad!
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