Sunday, May 16, 2010

Pigs Are Flying

Yanks up 3-1, top 8, against the Twins. Bases loaded. Girardi makes the call to Mariano.
Justin Adams calls BR.
Mariano walks Jim Thome to make it 3-2.
Justin and BR talk.
Mariano gives up a grand slam to Jason Kubel. (Huh? Really? Yes, really.)
Justin laughs.
BR wants to strangle Justin.
Twins lead 6-3.
BR will not accept another phone call from Justin during a Yankees game again.

1 comments:

  1. Yanks up 3-1 top 8..or at least that's what Bill tells me.
    I decide to call BR...old man.. he needs a young guy like me to make him feel relevant.
    Mariano walks Jim Thome 3-2 Yanks, bases still loaded.
    BR's cool, confident demeanor becomes shaky.
    We talk, then we are interrupted with a granny by Jason Kubel.
    Twin cities stand up!
    BR sighs...I find it hilarious, I'm grinning from ear-to-ear while looking at Jeff "Franchise" Francis flashback in his 2007 form.
    Twins up 6-3, Rox up 2-1.
    With this said, I come to a startling revelation:
    I will speed dial BR anytime Mariano is on the mound.
    That is all.....

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